Sunday, July 17, 2011

I have a serious problem?

Now im not going to lie here. I am a very wealthy man. I own several Estates and drive a Jaguar and a Bentley, sometimes simutaneously. My problem is that my neighbor says that she can hear the sound of children screaming from my home. I assured her that the child slaves would not be heard after i installed soundproofing in the factory, yet she continues her incessant nagging. It is driving me over the edge. I already lost half of the little buggers because i forgot to put holes in the soundproofing material for exhaust to escape from the archaic machinery. This woman insists that i am a prudish yam and she always bad mouths me at the country club. What is a gentleman to do in a situation like this?

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